By Adam Hyatt ’11, Jason Diamond ’11, and Jake Gillman ’11, Staff Writers 10. I found a way to procrastinate procrastinating. 9. As soon as I heard the song, I immediately downloaded it on iTunes. 8. Was this unicorn severely injured and made into a robot, or was he born that way? 7. Anatomically, how…

By Jake Gillman ’11 and Adam Hyatt ’11, Staff Writers 1. Try to be funny in any way. 2. Make an announcement on Monday for a meeting at 3:30 on Friday. 3. Make a four-person announcement, each saying the same exact thing in the same exact awkward way. 4. Make an announcement that seems funny…