Def: The funnier and better of the two humor writers. (Also he smells like the fresh breeze after a heavy rainstorm and he looks like a classical musician.)

Antonym: Greg Ruda

Def: The term for a musical artist, formerly of the classic rap group “Run DMC,” (the ‘C’ stands for Coscia) who has now forayed into the realm of French-Techno.

See Also: Mr. Mallialieu and Dr. D (the ‘M’ and the ‘D’ of DMC, respectively).

n. Greg Ruda
Def: The funnier and better of the two humor writers. (Also, better looking, and is a better person to talk to on a rainy day when your mother in law is over for a Cinco de Mayo party.)

Antonym: Tucker Iverson (see him for any other mother in law visit)