Author: gruda13
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How We Watched the Superbowl
By Joseph “Jebidiah” DeNoon ’13, Staff Writer With the Super Bowl over, and football done for the year: the Minuteman decided to investigate at how different people watched the big game. Take a look. Rabid Giants Fan/ Patriots Haters …
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The Typical NA Student
By Gregory “P. Switch” Ruda ’13, Humor Editor December 1st, that wonderful time of year when… you know what? December 1st stinks! Do you want to know why? Because the humor section missed out on a thanksgiving article due to our post-turkey laziness, but we can’t write a Christmas article yet because its too early. …
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Top Ten Ways to Leave Campus Without Being Noticed
By Gregory “Consuela” Ruda ’13, and Ramus “Tucker” Iverson ’12 This is called a stop sign 1) Dig a tunnel using cafeteria spoons under the highway 2) Hide inside the Rat from the Union Strike 3) Get Mr. Bitler to build you a helicopter. 4) Invisibility cloak. 5) Get your mom to say you have…
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Greg’s Weekend Schedule
By Greg Keenan Ruda ’13, Humor Editor, Normally this is the spot where witty remarks are made, and the writer has a beautifully crafted introduction….I don’t…. So… I mean the title is pretty self-explanatory… What more do you want from me? Like seriously, what more could I add to make you enjoy this more?! Hey…
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Top Ten Awkward Hallway Moments
Top Ten Awkward Hallway Moments By Greg Ruda ’13, Humor Editor 1. You see your teacher from far away, and say, “Hi” to them. This leaves an akward moment of walking by eachother after you’ve said “Hi.” 2. Not saying “Hi” soon enough, and causing them to say “Hello.” This lowers their opinion of you.…
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Panic Switch Exposé #2: A Band of Brothers Disbanded
By Alex Liao ’13, Staff Writer and Greg Ruda ’13, Humor Editor We begin with Tucker Iverson. Although many would argue that his controversial introduction was the only semi-entertaining aspect of Panic Switch’s morning meeting last June (which is now available on DVD for 14.96 + S&H. But wait! There is more! If you call…